Brian and Michael come to terms with their separation. Michael moves in with Dr. David who quickly undoes all of Michael’s new decor choices. Brian and Justin get naked and eat ice cream. Tracy quits the Big Q after being lied to by Michael.

Emmett and Ted cope with an HIV test. Debbie pays Brian a visit to scold him about his treatment of Michael resulting in Brian hosting a surprise birthday party for him. Tracy and Dr. David unexpectedly appear at the party.

Dr David has dreamy plans for Michael. Justin runs away to New York, with Brian, Michael, Ted and Emmett hot on his trail. Michael puts a wrench in Dr David’s plans, and Justin finds a new home.

Baby Gus is rushed to the hospital. Michael reveals who gave him crabs. Brian has a troubling encounter with his father, who he’s not out to. Emmett discovers a few things about himself.

Michael deviously furthers his career while Justin innocently furthers his relationship with Brian. We witnesses Craig Taylor’s sinister side. Dr David and Michael rush home from the romantic idyll to tend to a barely injured Brian.

Justin announces that he “doesn’t do boyfriends.” Michael and Dr David go for a romp in the countryside. Justin’s father attacks Brian not once, but twice resulting in a new roommate for Brian.

A chiropractor spends 27 minutes working on Michael’s nipples while Jennifer daydreams about her son being bent over a piano by “This Brian.” Ted tries to date the “appropriate” Roger, only to learn a few things about himself in the process.

Michael fends off Tracy, who doesn’t know that he’s gay. Brian tests the waters of being an escort in order to land a big contract. Justin and his mother have an awkward group therapy session. Michael is unprepared for dinner with Dr. David.

Babylon is to die for…for somebody. Justin gets handsy with a football player while Michael and Emmett search Ted’s apartment for incriminating evidence. Debbie and Michael return Justin to the Taylor family home.

Things will never be the same for Ted again. Emmett’s prostitute raises questions of racism. We find out what trail-mix is all about. And Justin? Let’s hear it for the boy!