A chiropractor spends 27 minutes working on Michael’s nipples while Jennifer daydreams about her son being bent over a piano by “This Brian.” Ted tries to date the “appropriate” Roger, only to learn a few things about himself in the process.

Michael fends off Tracy, who doesn’t know that he’s gay. Brian tests the waters of being an escort in order to land a big contract. Justin and his mother have an awkward group therapy session. Michael is unprepared for dinner with Dr. David.

Babylon is to die for…for somebody. Justin gets handsy with a football player while Michael and Emmett search Ted’s apartment for incriminating evidence. Debbie and Michael return Justin to the Taylor family home.

Things will never be the same for Ted again. Emmett’s prostitute raises questions of racism. We find out what trail-mix is all about. And Justin? Let’s hear it for the boy!

Justin ups his stalking game with Brian after a creepy look around the locker room. Michael ventures out to a straight bar. Brian seduces his client in the washroom and we meet Debbie Novotny at the Liberty Diner

Brian and Michael cavort on the roof of a hospital after meeting Brian’s new son. Teenager Justin Taylor becomes Brian’s one night stand that never went away. Michael is followed home from the bar.